3.20.12
I talked to the dumbest guy I have ever met in my life. He couldn’t calculate miles per hour.
Then, I woke up.
3.14.12
I wore a Foo Fighters tee-shirt, that I normally only wear to sleep because I essentially made it unwearable in my attempts to cut it into a tank top, to a bar. Not many people were there, but this guy I think is cute and also my long lost best friend, Dan, were present, in addition to some other familiar faces. I sat down at a table across from my friend Clelia, then kissed my friend and roommate Grace when she came over briefly between beer pong shots. I then made eye contact with Dan, who beckoned me to the dance floor. “Love is A Battlefield” was playing. We pointed at each other from across the room and dramatically began to move closer, dancing all the while.
Then, I woke up.
2.18.12
There was a promotion at an Indian restaurant on Columbus Avenue which advertised free dumplings for people who kissed in the store. I started walking down the street, knowing about this deal, when I ran into my friend, Mark. I saw him, with his normally very long hair cut short, and exclaimed “Oh my god, Mark! Will you kiss me at this Indian restaurant so we can get free dumplings?” He replied, “Oh my god, yeah! I love dumplings.” We walked to the Indian restaurant and up to the counter where the owner and his son were working. We told them that we had heard about the promotion and proceeded to momentarily lock lips in front of them, but the son said, “That peck doesn’t count. Are you guys together? You have to kiss for at least five minutes.” We were both outraged by this obviously perverse teenager and began to complain. The father presently began arguing with his son, and while they were distracted, I told Mark to steal the dumplings from the counter. He did, and we both ran out of the store laughing. We walked down the street as we ate our dumplings, and Mark pointed out a church, saying, “What a beautiful building.” I disagreed, saying, “I mean, it’s really not that nice.” Mark insisted on the beauty of the building for the area, but I just told him that much nicer buildings existed; buildings that I would show him.
Then, I woke up.
